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Paris is so freakin' weird!
Top Ten Questions Paris Hilton Asked Herself Before Buying A Monkey
10. "Does it go with my shoes?"
9. "Should I get the extended warranty that covers replacement monkey parts?"
8. "Which species got the best rating from 'Consumer Monkey reports'?"
7. "Does Louis Vuitton make monkey-wear?"
6. "Will it get along with whatever wealthy twit I'm currently engaged to?"
5. "If I don't buy this monkey, does that mean the terrorists have won?"
4. "Will it get along with Lindsay Lohan's orangutan?"
3. "Should I consider leasing?"
2. "Can it be trained to hold a video camera?"
1. "Will I still want a monkey when I'm sober?"
November 18 2005, 02:58:36 UTC 6 years ago
November 20 2005, 04:41:02 UTC 6 years ago
heh
i love finding hilarious things about this dumb broad...and this is pretty up there =P number 1 tho is soooooo true (most likely)November 22 2005, 11:47:27 UTC 6 years ago
Re: heh
I LAUGHED PARTICULARLY HARD AT #7!! LOL!!